Manwich

If I ever open a sandwich shop, I’m going to have a sandwich called The Manwich, which will have turkey, ham, mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and smoked mozzarella on a roll. Then I’ll have a sandwich called The Womanwich, which will be the exact same thing plus olives. My employees will detest me.

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